Continued Chemistry Fiascos Among Other Things
so, today i had chemistry again. it turns out i had some homework due that i forgot to do, so i wrote out the first problem, put my name at the top, and filled out the rest of the page with a picture of a dancing robot. i cant take credit for this. penny arcade did it first. it was fun anyway.
so! what has been new with me? not much, let me tell you. my screenplay got some good reviews from my fellow classmates, which is very relieving. i usually worry if other people will find the things i write as funny as i do, or even funny at all, because i have a strange sense of humor. for example: for moths straight i have said many, many jokes involving the word "poop" in my US history class, and yet i am the only one who laughs half the time. everybody must think i'm insane. this is basically how my US history class goes:
1. arrive, usually just in time. settle in, tell a poop joke.
2. get out my book and try to absorb the vocab terms we get quizzed on. tell some more poop jokes.
3. take quiz while thinking of poop jokes to tell once the quiz is over
4. turn in quiz, tell poop jokes.
5. get mad at nicky
6. tell poop jokes, go home.
the thing that amazes me the most is how many different poop jokes are possible. i have only repeated a few since i started. we've covered everything from Abrapoop Lincoln to Pooping Contests to Poop McCrap. PS--if you dont know me and dont think any of these are funny, you will probably hate me.
enough about poop. (WARNING: DONT CLICK THAT IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH). now onto ink.
ive been on the ink staff for about 3 years now, and the only worthwhile things ive written are columns. i love writing columns. basically i can write and make fun of anything i want to and alot of people read it (well, maybe not alot, but definately more than i thought at first). the only problem is i have a very hard time thinking of this to write about. thats one of the reasons i started this blog: to be practice ranting about about things that arent important at all.
This practice is going fairly well, as i can write for a while about stupid things that happen to me throughout the day. but i sometimes get uninspired because not many people go to this blog.
so then i had an epiphany. can you guess?
i will WRITE ABOUT MY BLOG IN INK.
that way all my hundreds of fans will read about my blog in ink and come here to read it. i'll be more inspired, write more about less, and therefore be a better comlumnist! brilliant!
that's all about that.
in case you arent up to date in the video game world, a game called shadowbane recently became free to download and play. this got me excited because its an mmorpg, which i love but cant usually play because they cost money every month. so im all excited and i spend about 10 hours downloading the game because i have DSL "lite," the lowest of the low without venturing into the ancient ruins of dialup.
anyway, i spend a good 10 hours downloading the game, but i think it'll be worth it. guess what? it wasnt. it turns out shadowbane is one of the worst games ive ever played.
oh well. if i got you interested, you can still download it, but i suggest you dont.
i am, however, securing a WoW account. which is exciting. it has a monthly fee, but i think i can deal with it with my new job and everything.
i think that's it for now. thank you and goodnight.
-dan
so! what has been new with me? not much, let me tell you. my screenplay got some good reviews from my fellow classmates, which is very relieving. i usually worry if other people will find the things i write as funny as i do, or even funny at all, because i have a strange sense of humor. for example: for moths straight i have said many, many jokes involving the word "poop" in my US history class, and yet i am the only one who laughs half the time. everybody must think i'm insane. this is basically how my US history class goes:
1. arrive, usually just in time. settle in, tell a poop joke.
2. get out my book and try to absorb the vocab terms we get quizzed on. tell some more poop jokes.
3. take quiz while thinking of poop jokes to tell once the quiz is over
4. turn in quiz, tell poop jokes.
5. get mad at nicky
6. tell poop jokes, go home.
the thing that amazes me the most is how many different poop jokes are possible. i have only repeated a few since i started. we've covered everything from Abrapoop Lincoln to Pooping Contests to Poop McCrap. PS--if you dont know me and dont think any of these are funny, you will probably hate me.
enough about poop. (WARNING: DONT CLICK THAT IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH). now onto ink.
ive been on the ink staff for about 3 years now, and the only worthwhile things ive written are columns. i love writing columns. basically i can write and make fun of anything i want to and alot of people read it (well, maybe not alot, but definately more than i thought at first). the only problem is i have a very hard time thinking of this to write about. thats one of the reasons i started this blog: to be practice ranting about about things that arent important at all.
This practice is going fairly well, as i can write for a while about stupid things that happen to me throughout the day. but i sometimes get uninspired because not many people go to this blog.
so then i had an epiphany. can you guess?
i will WRITE ABOUT MY BLOG IN INK.
that way all my hundreds of fans will read about my blog in ink and come here to read it. i'll be more inspired, write more about less, and therefore be a better comlumnist! brilliant!
that's all about that.
in case you arent up to date in the video game world, a game called shadowbane recently became free to download and play. this got me excited because its an mmorpg, which i love but cant usually play because they cost money every month. so im all excited and i spend about 10 hours downloading the game because i have DSL "lite," the lowest of the low without venturing into the ancient ruins of dialup.
anyway, i spend a good 10 hours downloading the game, but i think it'll be worth it. guess what? it wasnt. it turns out shadowbane is one of the worst games ive ever played.
oh well. if i got you interested, you can still download it, but i suggest you dont.
i am, however, securing a WoW account. which is exciting. it has a monthly fee, but i think i can deal with it with my new job and everything.
i think that's it for now. thank you and goodnight.
-dan
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