some people you just cant trust

i was in walmart today looking for shoes and a belt for my job. they require me to wear all-black shoes and a black belt. i dont mind because i like the color black and i kind of needed new shoes and the one belt i own is getting kind of ragged.

anyway, i was wandering through the men's department looking for the belt section (turns out they dont actually have one...more later if i dont forget) when i stumbled into the underwear section. there were boxes upon boxes of men's underwear, and each one had a picture of a guy who seemed to have conviniently left all of his clothes in his car or something. here he was, sitting, laughing with his buddies, arms crossed, wearing nothing but a little white loincloth. if this actually happened in real life, this man would be in jail for indecent exposure. anyone would be. (EXCEPTION: that naked cowboy guy in times square...but he might be dead now)

Also, i think if i tried to sit and laugh with my buddies, arms crossed, wearing only some "briefs," they wouldnt be my buddies anymore.

yeah, so...i exited the underwear section and kept looking for belts. it turnes out that walmart decided it would be more convinient for customers if their belts were scattered throught the entire men's section and consisted mainly of size 50's. I eventually settled for a belt that is about 3 or 4 sizes too big and has to be buckled in the last little slot to be effective.

it was a very disapointing trip. except for the shoes. i like my new shoes. except my dad says that they're the kind of shoes gay people wear. oh well. everyone knows that gay people are very stylish.

thats more or less all that happened today. it wasnt a very exciting day. we had a meeeting about college choises or something during first period which was stupid and boring. man. it really was boring.

tomorrow is the "soft opening" at work. everything will probably go well, and by "go well" i mean ill probably screw alot of stuff up. but thats what the "soft opening" is for, i guess. it opens on monday. come by and pick up some pizza or something. it's good. and feel free to tip me.

the guy who inspired me to start this blog, dan conover replied to my email and gave me some cool tips about how to make my blog awesome. i'll probably implement some of these ideas over time, so, yeah, look forward to that.

thats it. bye.

-dan