CRAAAAZY MISHAPS!!

So, the other night I had a dream about Yudee the Freewheelin' Ferret. Some guy gave me a job at a B&Breakfast somewhere on King St. and I brought Yudee to live there so we could play together while I worked. 

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Sad times. But then, this mornin' I woke up to find what my favo. pair of pants has a giant hole ripped right there where this is also a hole that is on your body, except this hole (the pants one) was much bigger. So I put them on anyway cos I figured that I probably wasn't going to leave the house today. 

Then Matt, Ben and I played some poker, including a new kind of poker that I found on the internet: Chowaha. Let It be known that Chowaha Poker almost tore our house in thrain, or somethin'. Either everyone I live with is a liar or we were visited by some kind of peaceful-yet-sadistic ghost. 

Then I sat around for the rest of the day until I decided to go get some Gen. Tso's Chicken and when I got the Chopsticks House I realized: I forgot to change pants. 

So I wrote a rap song for me and Andy to sing:

I got my shoes on

I got my pants on

Cos I'm getting ready to get my dance on

Some of you might think that, 48 parts into a VLP of MG3:SE (Acronyms shall be used to protect my shameful nerdiness), there wouldn't be enough material left to entertain a man while he eats Gen. Tso's. Some of you would be wrong.

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